A dozen years

If I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but yet am not making sense, I am likely in need of more sleep.  If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all the mysterious things my children do while quiet, and if I have faith that, one day, I will get eight hours of straight sleep... but do not have love, I am nothing.  If I give all the time I possess to poor cooking and my body over to non-stop nursing, but do not have love, I am nothing. 

But I am not nothing. :)

Today my husband and I celebrate twelve years of wedded life.  We welcomed the day in by watching Princess Bride until midnight, and later we will be actually going away for 24 hours, thanks to the help of my parents and some wonderful friends.

Dan, it's not how I imagined it would be. But in the immortal words of "Lego House":  

"I think I love you better, now."

"In this the love of God was made manifest among us, 
that God sent his only Son into the world, 

so that we might live through him. 
In this is love, not that we have loved God 

but that he loved us and sent his Son 
to be the propitiation for our sins. 

Beloved, if God so loved us, we also ought to love one another.  

No one has ever seen God; but if we love one another, 

God lives in us and his love is made complete in us." 1 John 4:9-12

Stage-singing in the dark

If leisure is the basis of culture, parents are the wildest of barbarians. I guess we didn't need Josef Pieper; any unkempt parent on three hours of sleep who doesn't know what or when they last ate (leftover chicken nugget five hours ago) can tell you that.

I plead this as my argument for not reading enough, not getting in touch with my fellow bloggers (particularly now in the blogathon) like I've really wanted to, and to excuse any fault, should any exist of course, in my often semi-conscious scribblings.   

I haven't at all figured out how to read and write and mother.  How do you do that??  I just barely can write and parent, thanks to the exquisitely timed and worded "I'd like to challenge you on that" from my dear friend Imelda on the occasion of my lamenting the lack of leisure and why I couldn't blog.  You have her to thank for all this bloggage here. But still, argh... when I write I want to humorously tap into my mommy vocation and deeper still to the prior years of my college education while being actually caught up with what is going on in the world as opposed to just what is going on in my kid's diapers and... wouldn't you know, this takes time. :S

Even now while stealing from sleep, and chores, and meals, and family time, what I want to write about outweighs what I've actually written.  For instance, just in the past two weeks, I haven't mentioned the dot with legs I yanked from my daughters leg, trip to a science museum of my youth, the aftermath of my basement flood (yeah, you were all wondering what the rainbows were about, huh?), baby's first time on a horse, a dance recital, what my home renovations were (I mean, you're dying to know that), and the story behind this pic of my daughter playing duck duck goose with a bunch of Eagle Scouts.

Maybe all my chattiness here is just backlash from years of listening and thinking and not talking.  You see, blogging has been the weirdest experience, for while remaining as outwardly reserved as ever I was, now people know everything's that's going on. It's flattering. It's disconcerting.  It's utterly bizarre.  "What do you mean you know I like Pinkberry?  I... oh.  Yep, I did blog about that while in my pj's alone in the kitchen at midnight.  Guess that does now count as communication."

How fun and how weird.  Give me a moment to get over technology for a second, I grew up in the 80's with penpals, indulge me: WOW!!!  Okay I'm done.  

My party trick is ruined. At one time, I'd simply listen and think and decide what I liked about what I heard you say. Now I'm gabbing on for all these silent viewers.  "Blogger" tells me I have quite a few viewers in Russia, for instance.  Yes, Russia. Which yes, is flattering and bizarre.  Privyet!  Blagodarstvuyu!

So, I need all your blog addresses or comments here or a bunch of coffee dates, this conversation is crazy one-sided (how rude of me); we need to catch up.  Ball's totally in your court.  How are you???? :)

Anyway fellow introverts, I'd like to challenge you to find a way to pursue that nagging [good, virtuous, or non-moral ;)] thing you'd love to do but don't think you have time for.  You know the thing. If I can make time, you probably can to.  Like prayer.  Fortunately you can offer up pretty much everything to God as a prayer so there are many options but yeah... think about it.

Maybe you can blog and then we can like be totally blog-pals too! :D  Can't deny it's scary though.  It's like deciding it'd be fun to sing on an empty stage in a dark theater, and then suddenly the lights go on and you realize hundreds of eyes are on you.  To blog is to open yourself up to criticism. To the very real possibility that people will say, "Uhhh... she's not really who I thought she was."  Worst, you take the risk of saying the wrong thing, or the right thing the wrong way, and to make that mistake in front of a whole lot of people.

:S

To quote a popular song typifying the sublime wisdom of this age: 

"I don't care. I love it!"  (Link includes equally inspiring and most non-offensive video [seriously what's going on there!!] I could find of the tune.  Do excuse their terminology of female dog and slang for excrement.  And I suddenly want to buy new sneakers...)

Which is not true at all, really.  I mean about the "not caring" bit.  But I will always try to err on the side of humor. :)

My hard-earned kid-free time ends in an hour and a half... a period which is supposed to include dishes and laundry.  So adios Maria!  Auf Wieda̦schaung Birgit!  NamasteVita!  Viso gero Sonata! Do zobaczenia Kinga! God þē mid sīe, Dr Rice!

"Neither do men light a candle and put it under a bushel, 

but upon a candlestick, that it may shine to all." Matthew 5:15

To Emily Whenever I May See Her

My friends, I'm annoyed.  It came to my attention that a fellow Catholic blogger was on EWTN, and was later sent appearance-improvement tips by a viewer.  In response, I want to send my own message to her and any other woman criticized for the way she looks:

First of all, to the woman who received these remarks: in the words of Anne Shirley, "Mrs. Hammond told me that God made my hair red on purpose and I've never cared for Him since."  In contrast, I've struggled with God's artistic choice to make me a brunette.  ;)  But you He has chosen to crown with the sunrise, with eyes to match His sky and a smile that aptly communicates His joy.  

And to any woman reading this (yes, you): You are beautiful.  It is perhaps the hardest truth for any woman to fully and totally believe, that fact: that she is beautiful.  We know in our heads that what's inside is most important, and that we each are a unique reflection of the beauties of our Creator.  But it is hard to believe that in our hearts, since our appearance is so daily and constantly attacked, criticized, and room found for improvement in every commercial set we watch.  

Our skin should be smoother.  Our hair should be thick but sleek; it should be curlier and straighter and dyed but natural-looking.  Our makeup should belie our age: make us look older when we're younger, and younger when we're older. Our clothes should be newer, and make us look thinner.  And we should always be thinner, but not too thin, and not too thin in the wrong places.  We should all have perfect six-packs while remaining soft, our face should have an eight year-olds complexion with the eyelashes of an emu and the lips of a fish while we maintain the butt of a teen and the breasts of a woman three days after giving birth.  And we should do this consistently from the ages of 15 to 85.  

While we are just trying to cash out in the grocery store, we are accosted by female-centered, guilt-inducing merchandise on all sides.  On the right are shelves of chocolate which we are supposed to want to buy for endorphins to feel better about ourselves while at the same time we feel guilty for eating it because well, on the left, are magazines of gorgeous, air-brushed photos of women meant to exemplify the epitome of feminine pulchritude.  It is somehow completely accepted that an annual representative of such creatures from each state will engage in a televised competition where our kind are paraded about and judged like cattle.  Seriously, does half the population watch for the talent portion?  And much worse abuses of the female image can visit any smartphone...

Oh yeah, and guys?  You can shower and shave.  Or not.  

So many varying standards are set up as mirages of appearance achievement that each of us was probably once the ideal "type" in some century.  Years ago, a pale and full-bodied woman was considered attractive, whereas today we're to be skinny and tan.  I've wondered if the ideal of female beauty has something to do with her perceived wealth, since today slender, tan people communicate they have time to work out and lay around at the beach, whereas the full-bodied pale ladies of yore obviously had the luxury of staying indoors and the health and provision to put on some pounds...

Whatever the basis of Hollywood's current idea of what we should look like, it is just that: Hollywood's idea.  Someone else's idea.  Someone other than God's, other than yours, other than the ideas of those who love you for being who you are.  

Women have been fed this diet of self-criticism for so long, that not only do they believe they are doing themselves a favor by following it, but they actually believe they do others a favor by offering this processed critique themselves.  

My suggestions to any particular helpful soul, who under the guise of Christian charity wishes to pick apart someone's appearance:

1.  Take anything with the word "Makeover" in it off your DVR, which will doubtless empty it.  Actually, quit watching TV altogether.  

2.  Now limited to the radio, you will actually be able to hear and understand the message intended to be received in "Life on the Rock."

3.  Realize God loves what He made, loves it first thing in the morning before it encounters Dove, Speed Stick, Venus, Aveeno, Oil of Olay,or Maybelline.  As a spiritual exercise, go for a week without them and realize you are just as precious and valuable as you were before.  

4.  Find better ways to encourage fellow Christians on their walk with Christ.  Really.  I mean, really!

Sometime today, look in the mirror, and just give God a compliment on His work: you. 

"Strength and dignity are her clothing, and she laughs at the time to come." Proverbs 31:25

How to feel feminine

1.  Adorn all four of your daughters in summer dresses
2.  Put on one yourself, because rooms are being painted and you are behind on laundry with pants
3.  Pack your van with females, and go to Lowes (yes, hit a new Lowes, to avoid "Senor Enticing" from yesterday (bleck):)
4.  Go inside.  Behold towering shelves of improvement materials.  Smell wood and paint and deck cleaner.
5.  Want to die.  But don't.
6.  Proceed with gleeful gaggle of girls down main aisle, wringing your hands.
7.  Realize the clop-clopping sound is not a knight in shining armor coming to rescue you, but paint being spun in cans
8.  Realize no one at all is going to rescue you, and you need to "woman up."
9.  Scan horizon for a red vest.  Hone in on victim.  Encourage your girls to gallop with cart behind you as you give chase to your man.
10.  Lead squadron of hooting young ladies down Aisle 46, where you finally arrest your quarry.
11. Knowing men can't read your mind, be specific with your request: "Where can I find plumber's tape?"
12.  Encourage girls, (oldest pushing cart, all others how hanging off of it) to follow the silent, swift walk of Mr. Red Vest.  Arrive in main aisle
13.  Red Vest: "See the signs hanging from the ceiling?  Read 'em."
14.  Lift thine eyes unto the heights... "Um... Kitchen. Windows.  Garage Doors.  Plumbing."
15.  Red Vest is grinning.  "Where do you suppose 'plumbing tape' would be?"
16.  Take a wild guess in a still, small voice: "Plumbing?"
18.  Go to plumbing aisle.  Use wide-eyed, Nazgul-hissing, and frantic gesturing to keep your female cohort from racing in the aisle with abandon.
19.  Search diligently for the &%%^(!! tape.  Don't find it.
20.  Lead your pack to seek out next red vest for further assistance, feeling very feminine indeed.

Okay, that's one way anyway.  I am actually the type of mom who wants her girls to learn how to change tires and gives them martial arts classes.  But this was today.  :)

Today is also the day we celebrate the life of Fr. Josemaria Escriva, the founder of Opus Dei, an organization I am fondly a part of.  It encourages Christians to make ordinary life a prayer and find God in the tasks of daily life.  I would love to go to the special service tonight, but instead I'm going to join 300 teens celebrating the conclusion of Catholic Heart Work Camp week, which my older girls and I were also a part of.  Am now going to drink a bucket of caffeine to maintain the proper level of adolescent enthusiasm for noise and music.

"Sing joyfully to God, all the earth: serve ye the Lord with gladness. 

Come in before his presence with exceeding great joy." Psalm 100:2

DOMAnd if I do...

I am currently typing with my right hand while helping my toddler eat an empty calorie, artificially orange flavored and colored freezer pop with my left.

As you can see, this had been preceded by a chocolate ice cream cone, half of which is probably melting on the kitchen floor.  Or the rug.  Or my laptop.  No wait, I'm typing on that... thank God!

I don't care... I'm too hot.  Yes I have A/C but have spent the day running around in the heat, picking up kids from Vacation Bible School at my church where they, I'm informed, were anointed with baby oil to show they are special. (!)  Also went to Lowe's, feeling hapless and sweaty, and was treated to the help of a gentleman from somewhere south of the U.S., who informed me that I smelled "very enticing," accent full-on. (!!) Attempting daft cheerfulness, I said, "Oh, thanks, it's my deodorant.  So yeah please stick it in quickly cuz I have to pick up my kids."  Immediately regretted my choice of words, but the boards went in through the front window of my mini-van and I made a quick getaway.

(Last time I really picked the wrong words?  Interviewing two wonderful ladies who were challenged with dwarfism.  I was totally patting myself on the back the whole time, as I had nonchalantly sat down to talk to them while they stood, kept the conversation running smoothly until I got to their work, and was informed one of them taught first grade.  At that point, I squealed in journalistic enthusiasm: "Oh, what a great age!  I just love little-littles!!"  Yes, I actually said that, and suddenly the two ladies "had to go."  Sigh...)

And I'm discouraged.  I'm trying to be current in at least some world events, and when I do I hear strange news which often makes me just want to bury my head back in the absorbing affairs of my household and get on with my day.  Whatever side of "the issue" you are on: let's all just breathe.  I just like disagreeing in a civil manner when possible, you know?  But no worries if you like more excitement: my husband has promised to guest post if I just get toooo sweet; I believe I would entitle it: DMV for "Dominant Male Venting."  

In any case, believing as I do for now that my main calling is to take care of my relationship with God and my family, the most I generally do for the rest of society these days is... pray. As in an Our Father here and there, a quick lifting up of such situations to the Lord. Occasionally I'll sign a pro-life petition, and will call representatives when I remember but mostly... I try to avoid excessive anxiety and give it to God.  

Not being in any position of political power, and not able to vote till the next election... sigh....  Honestly, what's a mom to do?  Thoughts?  Suggestions?  It seems responsible to keep abreast of what goes on in Washington, but also seems foolish to just succumb to impotent worry.  For instance, the status of a--er--dear friend whom I love till death currently reads: "DOMA is dead... country to follow?"

I'm not saying Christians shouldn't be informed or concerned, but what does God want us to do?  What does "defending what's right" look like?  While the answer varies with each person, it will not include panic,  or hatred, or despair.  We are called to live today.  Like I am called to feed dinner to my kids now...

But just one more minute before I attend to the kids beginning to clamor in the kitchen: I'm trying to take things one day at a time, which is really all I can handle.  I'm curious: how do you deal with news implying the government is taking over individual liberties, or that global-warming is causing worse storms or... anything that disturbs your general peace of mind?  I'm not personally sure how I would protest every shenanigan that goes on in my state; in parenting and politics, I tend to "choose my battles."  So the demonstration I've frequented most is a prayerful walk in front of the clinic right down the street...

When thinking of a verse today, it came to mind that Jesus said these words at a time when Caesar's soldiers had no respect for His countrymen.  He said these words knowing about the upcoming destruction of Jerusalem.  He said these words knowing that the leaders of the time would find a "legal" way to kill God.  And He said this anyway:  

"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Or if you prefer, the classic: "Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." Matthew 6:34  And what if the evils are, in fact, today?  (Love this one!) "Casting all your care upon him, for he hath care of you."  1 Peter 5:7  In the end, our Father's got this in His hands. :)

Find what action God is calling you to.  Realize fear-mongering is not one of them.  

For today, I'm making dinner.  Because tomorrow, since forgetting or returning something is integral to the home improvement experience, I have to go back to Lowes.  Oh... hel...p.  :D

My husband's ex-girlfriend

Today, in between settling squabbles over fries in the mini-van, I was reflecting on how strange life can be.  

For instance, I'm in this Blogathon due to the agency of a single person: my husband's ex-girlfriend.

Remember meeting her like it was yesterday: 

"Oh great."

Dan plopped his backpack down on the floor of the chapel crypt, which in my college was a perfectly normal place to hang out.  

"What's up?" I sighed. I was ferreting through my backpack too.  I had an exam coming up, and all the weight of the world was on my 19 year-old shoulders.  Such stress.  (ha!)

"Found out she's coming back here."  

"Who?"  I was distracted.  Did I have the right notes?  And my boyfriend always found the longest way to get to the point of a conversation.  He talks more than me, even today.

"My ex."

I drop the bag.  My ears perk up.  

"Oh.  Er... is that going to be a... problem?"

"Well, I hope not."  

It's hard to describe the sheer awkwardness of dating life in a college that is shy of 300 people... everyone knows everyone else, and can tell from who is sitting where at lunch who's "together" and who's not. 

But most likely he was worried how she and I'd get along.  We were both in choir, after all.  And she and I were sopranos...

Yes, I expected to dislike her, at the very least; it seemed simply the thing to do.  And I wasn't at all prepared to meet a vivacious lady with long, raven, Pantene-perfect hair, who greeted us both with a sly but kind grin, and flounced directly to her place in rehearsal.  The room was filling up, and soon the entire female section had surrounded her and were catching up.  Being the shy freshman that I was, I just shuffled my music and watched from a distance.

The woman did not talk: she gushed.  Quick to joke, with a ready laugh, and a lovely voice.  I couldn't help but like her.  :)  Still do.  My respect and admiration for this fellow writer, artist, accomplished musician, and devout Christian has only increased over the years.  Got to catch up with her a bit last November, when my family was down south and attended the ninth annual St. Cecilia Arts Festival that she runs.  And caters. :) 

It's been so neat to watch where the Lord has led us in our individual lives and unique callings.  He does indeed work in mysterious ways.   

Now I have to thank her for encouraging me to write more, again, and getting me into this grueling I meant great 30 day writing challenge.  :)  As this experience draws to a close, I think it's fitting to say M, you inspire me, and I know you inspire so many others through your beautiful blog: http://dilectusmeusmihi.blogspot.com/

Brief attempt

Haiku theme day in the Blogathon!

Since I'm going to be spending the night at a children's hospital with a child who is going to have a test to determine whether she has sleep apnea.  (i.e. she's absolutely fine, but because dad has it, daughter is going to have to spend one night sleeping with electrodes glued all over her)... due to that, I'm embracing a brief theme today.

:D

Haven't written one since 5th grade.  Ummm....

Noisy activity

slowly surrenders

to quiet sleep

Hope it will anyway.  Did I do it?  Not sure.  Anyone else want to try?  :)

Good night!  I hope...

As the Good Book says:

"For they that sleep, sleep in the night; 

and they that are drunk, are drunk in the night." 1 Thessalonians 5:7

(No, I didn't know 'bout that verse either... :)